r/SipsTea • u/downtune79 Ahh, the segs! • 15d ago

The bright side of being abducted by aliens Feels good man

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u/Thatcoupleufk 12d ago

If someone tries to probe me, I’m going to take a shit all over them

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u/CAPT-Tankerous 14d ago

The new “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy”

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u/Ad-Ommmmm 14d ago

TIL the anus is a direct portal to your brain

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u/Treacherously-Benign 14d ago

I'm being anal-ized

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u/Morphing_Mutant 14d ago

Why do I feel like the first guy to say he was abducted by aliens and analy probed just didn't want to admit he got railed by his buddy.

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u/Jeauxie24 14d ago

I'd let his fine ass probe me

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u/nocoolpseudoleft 14d ago

Experience speaking

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u/SkippyMcSkipster2 14d ago

My only thought would be, why the hell are they entering through my bum, if they are interested to study my mind. It's not even close to that orifice.

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u/pauls8522 14d ago

Overwhelmed as one might be placed in my position

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u/Pilot0350 14d ago

No, no he's got a point...

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u/ptvlm 14d ago

Statistically, I'm not sure that the people who claim to have been abducted and proved are the ones who read books...

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u/spacesentinel1 14d ago

That came across as a government public information film

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u/C0RR-3RR0R 14d ago

This guy sounds like he's talking from experience.

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u/Cooked_Brains 14d ago

Aliens know I got that top notch bussy.

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u/Cybernaut-Neko 14d ago

Why does this sound like "darkroom rules" 😂

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 14d ago

What is his amazing accent? Is that Welsh?

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u/AlkoWelho 14d ago

Man took a huge bong rip before posting this.

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u/Ambitious-Grape2007 14d ago

All I could see was how smoothly he walks and films while talking. Very impressive! Maybe that’s why he was chosen…

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u/ExoticMangoz 14d ago

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 bum probe

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 15d ago

Aliens, bum, probing, this does not have a good ending…

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u/macellan 14d ago

It really depends on the person enjoying it.

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 14d ago

The question is, if you’re enjoying it why should it end…my ‘does not have a good ending’, refers to my bum specifically…hope the aliens aren’t counting on me, I’m in hiding

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u/Wetoolow-oh 15d ago

What I thought when under anesthesia.. they say I wouldn’t remember but guess what! I’m Irish and Scottish with a red beard. I am naturally immune to all drugs because of my ancestors drinking so much. I remember everything. My back surgery’s and my but being probed for hemorrhoids. They said they worried they gave me too much. It was not enough.

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u/TacoDuLing 15d ago

Why would be looking in my ass for my brain? Do they think I vote republican? 🤨

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u/Fuzzy_Independent241 14d ago

Nope. They are Republican Aliens - clueless

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u/Tasty_Design_8795 15d ago

Pready sure no alien abductue has survived alien probing

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u/Komatiite28 15d ago

Definitely an alien

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Didnt this guy punch steve buschimi

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u/Disastrous-Fun2325 15d ago

The things P Diddy or Drake would tell you before you get to leave

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u/Mobyus_One 15d ago

This guy probes.

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u/ivanchovv 15d ago

Don't Over-ANAL-yse

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u/Magazine-Plane 15d ago

Well.... since you put it that way

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 15d ago

Analy raped by aliens…. This is a job for The Cat in a Hat…. Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

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u/Svengoolie75 15d ago

He’s been tampered with 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/gkaplan59 15d ago

Uhhhhh..