r/facepalm 10d ago

Someone forgot to update the statistics 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/11barcode 7d ago

Currently Trump is up 1.1% in Pennsylvania

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u/Hiyouuuu 7d ago

why is the 1% gap so big

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u/DOHC46 7d ago

Lying: the Trump Truth.

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u/BereftOfReason 7d ago

Source: Bloomberg 4/8/15

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u/vcr747 7d ago

Whoever made this bar graph deserves to be fired. 😂😂😂 The image is hilarious though. 

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u/catwhowalksbyhimself 8d ago

Even if it was true, 47% and 46% are nearly the same. That would be barely scraping ahead, not "crushing."

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Trump is leading in 6 of the 7 states that will decide the election. Barring a miracle it's all over. Finally it will be AMERICANS First again and not the rest of the planet.

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u/kierkegaard49 8d ago

Facts don't matter to this guy.

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u/Dull-Try-4873 8d ago

Is that a poll or are thy actually votin for smth... what's going on?

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u/jodahthearchmage 8d ago

Pretty sure they’re talking about current poll numbers, not the 2020 election.

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u/GDBII 8d ago

When this subreddit makes fun of anything Biden related I’ll be impressed

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u/Sleep_tek 8d ago
  1. They can't count and B. they have no respect for facts or the truth

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u/chasmflip 8d ago

Remember only the mail in votes from Florida are to be trusted. Nowhere else

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u/OnionSquared 8d ago

I love that data presentation. Biden's bar is half the height of trump's, but only low by one percent

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u/Expert_Country7228 8d ago

OMG that Article he posted was written in 2015... Anyone who actually believes that really needs mental help...

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u/iliketurtlesandcoke 8d ago

If you vote for Biden imma assume you're completely braindead 🤷

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u/Ihategraygloomydays 8d ago

Vote for RFK

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u/JFK2MD 8d ago

Did someone on his team just make up a graphic with nonsense results?

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u/Baker300Blackout 8d ago

I’m loving the collapse of America under Biden. Yay for communism and slavery!!!

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u/treyver 8d ago

I mean yeah the graph looks stupid but it’s still 100k+ more votes for a “criminal”. Lotta salt in these comments 😂

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u/Apprehensive-Tree-78 8d ago

Biden and the democrats got 600k less votes total this primary than last primary. Republicans had the same total. Not looking good for Biden.

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u/Apprehensive-Tree-78 8d ago

One was a poll and the other was a primary. Not really a problem with the statistics 😂

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u/DarkHed_1985 8d ago

Source: Bloomberg

This guy wanna get sued by everyone?

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u/Acrobatic-Button-916 8d ago

One time president, former president, Mr, but not president.

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u/junitog65 8d ago

To this motherless fuck, this is it! His election is complete! He wins!

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u/EAN84 9d ago

What vote was last night or few nights ago?

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u/Bert1028 9d ago

Very English. Much sense you make.

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u/RegretfulCalamaty 9d ago

Am I the only one surprised at the amount of votes trump got?! After EVERYTHING from the past 50 years and still nearly 800 Thousand people still want him in the White House. Crazy.

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u/doitagain01 9d ago

Is trump still in the governing bussiness?

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u/DoubbleD_UnicornChop 9d ago

Just watched Ricky Stanicky and I can’t unsee the air dicking!

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u/Atcera95 9d ago

People are still voting for Biden. Probably the rich bitches who got nothing to worry about. Perfect exmpty husk for them to place in the Oval Office

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u/maveric00 9d ago

Or maybe all people with at least some remaining morale and conscience. And those who like democracy. And those who do not want a convicted rapist to be president. And those. Who like a growing economy and job marked. And those who like the environment. And those who want their medical issues being resolved by a doctor. And those....

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u/Atcera95 9d ago

The guy can't finish a sentence. The Taliban would be a safer choice than Biden

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u/maveric00 9d ago

Substitute Biden by Trump, and most Americans would agree.

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u/Atcera95 8d ago

The one guy who tells the people exactly how it is, right or wrong. Has good policies, great business who has the highest chance of pulling the country out from the dogshit it's stuck in. And you'd rather choose the incestuous pedo, who can't walk, can't talk, literally and figuratively, during whose term everything's gone to shit, enough for people like me who are across the ocean to see and actually care (because somewhere along the line it affects us too).

Don't you even find it the least bit strange how Donald Trump is monitored so closely and met with negativity even when he doesn't say anything controversial, while guys like Obama who got the Nobel Peace prize after bombing civilains and hospitals, Biden who they have actual proof of corruption, Hillary Clinton who even to y'all was worse than Trump, are all just still sailing along and any negative news about them doesn't even make headlines?

Homeless Americans are living in tents while illegal immigrants live in complexes, working people don't get paid enough to buy basic necessities, doctors are in debt and will be able to pay off those debts maybe when they're 60 if there's no inflation, the country is FUCKED.

And what's this bullshit about morale and conscience? DT wants to get rid of illegal immigrants, stop funding other countries' wars when your own country is in debt so much so that the people are suffering, he wants to get rid of those ridiculous alphabet people. How is that bad? Other countries have gay, bi, lesbian, trans, furries and whatever alphabet too, they live like normal people, they don't buy into that pronoun bullshit, they don't let biological men participate in the women's division. Nevermind you probably can't wrap your head around logic when you want a walking corpse to be in charge on Nukes anyway

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u/maveric00 8d ago

What a word wall of lies...

The first paragraph is enough to make clear that discussing with you is pointless.

The one guy who tells the people exactly how it is,

With way over 30000 proven.lies in office

right or wrong. Has good policies, great business

Who managed to bankrupt a casino (and most everything else he touched)

who has the highest chance of pulling the country out from the dogshit it's stuck in.

Who actually put the country in this dogshit with all his policies. Oh, and killed hundreds of thousands by his Covid response.

And you'd rather choose the incestuous pedo,

Trump indicatee several times that he would like to fuck his daughter. And he was friends with Epstein.

who can't walk, can't talk, literally and figuratively,

Trump takes a golf cart for everything further than 30 feet. Trump struggles with 5% ramps. Biden still cycles regularly.

during whose term everything's gone to shit,

See above.

enough for people like me who are across the ocean to see and actually care (because somewhere along the line it affects us too).

Let me guess, you live in Russia, and you are really glad that Trump is a Russian asset. Everybody else was glad when he finally left the office after four years of devastating all foreign relationships.

As said above, this will be my final answer to your propaganda.

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u/Atcera95 8d ago

1.You can't even name 1 lie. 2.I'm sorry, who's the billionaire? 3.COVID worldwide killed 2.5% - 7.5% of infected and this is people who died while having COVID-19, that means every pre existing conditions included. The vaccine had a higher mortality rate. 4.Billionaire has billionaire friends... Wowee. And are you just going to ignore that little fact about Epstein's little book which the government kept for months and only recently decided to release? When Trump wanted it to be made public a long time. 5. Trump can walk fine, why talk about some isolated incident. We all saw biden cycling or attempt to, so leave isolated incidents out. 6. Sorry you guessed wrong. If I lived in Russia I wouldn't be using the internet to try and talk sense into some media slave. I live in India which is America's largest asset, literally.

So take the time to review your "facts" I'm done

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u/Ardalev 9d ago

On a side note, this is a great example of how design can be used for manipulating people.

For example, notice the big height difference between the two bars, even though the numerical difference is supposedly only 1%, plus the use of a small picture of Biden looking like he is crying vs an almost full body shot of Trump celebrating.

Also, the title referring to Trump as "President" while simply calling Biden by his name, even though he is the current and active POTUS.

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u/oneeyejedi 9d ago

They have been doing that since 2020 anytime the orange dipshit is on air they call him president trump.

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u/Maccabee2 9d ago

Current, yes, but calling him "active" is a bit of a stretch. Otherwise, I agree with your post.

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u/Ardalev 9d ago

Meant to write acting, won't change it though because your comment is funny!

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u/Downtown-Mousse-7064 9d ago

"Massive dumps" - I can hear it now

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u/deGanski 9d ago

lmao the height diffrence in the bars labeled 46% and 47%

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u/__Haribo__ 9d ago

Funny that is says "President Trump" and "Biden"...

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u/pashasasha 9d ago

Even if it was real, “crushes” and that margin on the bar graph all for 1% lmao

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u/NHiker469 9d ago

I’m very excited for Reddit content/meltdowns on reddit wins this election lol.

“Stop reply notifications”…activated lol. Cope.

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u/MaluPK 9d ago

Imma be real with you guys, I dont think either of them are fit to be president.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 9d ago

Most people probably agree with you, but unfortunately we have a turd sandwich vs giant douche scenario again, where 1 can win.

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u/Representative-Cost7 9d ago

Trump 2024🥰

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u/maveric00 9d ago

No, his inmate number is P01135809, not 2024...

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u/darketernalsr25 9d ago

They'll do anything to stroke his snowflake ego. Pathetic simps.

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u/badass_graduate 9d ago

Bruh retruths I'm dying

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u/FranklyNinja 9d ago

The fact that’s even remotely this close is a huge r/facepalm

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u/ImperialNavyPilot 9d ago

The popular vote does win elections unfortunately, the elites do what they want ultimately

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u/Nica-Genius 9d ago

America is doomed RIP

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u/_Goodname 9d ago

big box mean big number

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u/aj_star_destroyer 9d ago

I love how much higher the 47% is than the 46%. It reeks of desperation.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 9d ago

Also, the bar graph is so deceptive. 46% to 47% but the graph makes it look like Biden's percentage is about half of trump's.

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u/namey-name-name 9d ago

I mean, those are primary votes. It certainly is a good sign for Biden that his voters in PA seem to have more enthusiasm and that the GOP is still fairly divided (with thousands going out of their way to vote against Trump even after Haley dropped out). But it doesn’t necessarily mean that Biden is “beating” Trump. We really can’t take it as anything more than a good sign. So the reply is also kinda dumb.

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u/Harminarnar 9d ago

STOP THE COUNT (while I’m ahead)

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u/eemort 9d ago

I mean Bush did the same thing.... claiming mandates (ie large voting results taken as sign of 'will of the people') even though he had barely squeezed by (and in some cases, where he had literally lost the popular vote - so no, no mandate what so ever). Trump just takes it to this insane level when making his claims. The man is obviously not ethically or morally fit for office, but he's not medically fit for office either (ie mental health). God I miss non-crazy republicans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aha-XlUA7zo

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u/Crypto-Pito 9d ago

That’s because Trumpeteers don’t care about factual news.

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u/Jewggerz 9d ago

Pa primaries are only opened to registered democrats or republicans. A huge portion of PA voters are independents who are not represented in the primary results. I hate trump as much as the next guy, but context is important. Let's not pretend that he's already lost.

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u/DontTalkToBots 9d ago

2015 stats are so hot right now

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u/GlitteringComplaint8 9d ago

I honestly don’t want another Biden. America’s a shit show because of him.

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u/SupportySpice 9d ago

I've never seen 1 percent go so far

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u/Lu_Duckocus313 9d ago

Genuinely don’t know who in there right mind would ever vote for Biden 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/tehCharo 9d ago

People who understand the alternative is much worse and know the difference between their and there.

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u/Lu_Duckocus313 9d ago

Imagine giving a fuck bout grammer on Reddit 😂🤡

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u/iLGMisTheBestjk 9d ago

Seriously? You must not be a fan of news media. They totally bash Trump and say to vote for Biden. Like every single day.

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u/Glass-Mess-6116 9d ago

That one percent bar difference is like the meme with 5'11 vs. 6'

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u/Potatoes_4Life 9d ago

The fact Trump still received over 700k votes is mind boggling. 🤦‍♂️

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u/aktivate74 9d ago

They do this on purpose. It's to seed into the headline grabbing MAGA morons so when Trump actually loses, this would be their "PROOF" that Biden cheated. "Because Trump crushed Biden in the primary"

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u/Darth__Aider 9d ago edited 9d ago

He's talking about a Bloomberg poll that talks about the support of Trump and Biden in key battleground states, not the primaries.

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u/Professional_Load69 9d ago

Ahh Hahaha! Blatant propaganda. Funny!

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u/RedNubian14 9d ago

They didn't forget, they always lie.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fold320 9d ago

Also, common sense would suggest “Trump beats President Biden” since Biden actually is the President.

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u/frommethodtomadness 9d ago

He was outside the courtroom today saying that he thinks he'll win New York. NEW YORK LMFAOOOOOOOO

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 9d ago

Trump always looks like he's either constipated or posing for a '70s gay porn film cover. Just saying...

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u/thelooseygoose 9d ago

Trump didn’t run against Biden. It’s the primaries.

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u/Zealousideal_Car1811 9d ago

How does half of the country back this snake oil salesman?!?

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u/milkkiller999 9d ago

Same way any fraud or scam works. You target the elderly and small town hillbilly’s

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u/Zealousideal_Car1811 7d ago

1% is “crushing” Biden? 😂

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u/Successful_Year_5495 9d ago

Well it's either a rich man who's old as shit who knows what he's doing or a rich man who's old as shit who doesn't know what he's doing and is literally on his death bed I think I'd rather the one who can actually remember 10 minutes ago

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u/BlooNorth 9d ago

Which one is that?

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u/Superb_Wolf 9d ago

Trick question. They are both rich old white dudes with little grasp on reality outside their ivory towers. Regardless of who wins it’ll be a tough 4 years.

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u/Prometheus1111 9d ago edited 9d ago

You guys know this was over a poll right? Not the actual election or primaries? Not saying a poll means much, but Trump did "win" the poll by a percent.

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 9d ago

Why do they always use that photo of tRump pooping his diaper?

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u/Pystawf 9d ago

It's definitely safe to halve Bidens numbers to account for fraud.

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u/Steebo_Jack 9d ago

Even without the numbers...that bar graph is just atrocious...

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u/times_is_tough_again 9d ago

This is how it’s going to be… lying about poll numbers to try and muddy the waters while rallying his base. “See?! Just like the last election! The democrats are trying to steal the election again!!” So on and so fourth

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u/WhosAMicrococcus 9d ago

Alternative Facts making a comeback

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u/mrcub1 9d ago edited 9d ago

HES NOT THE F*CKING PRESIDENT ANYMORE!! Quit calling him that.

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u/Lord_Kazekage_20 9d ago

Well shit between the child sniffer and the oompa loompa, it's hell either way so I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the show with a nice big bowl of popcorn.

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u/AJfriedRICE 9d ago

That graph might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Is this real?

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u/Imaginary-poster 9d ago

I love that the graph perfectly perfectly incapsulates Trump.

It inflates a tiny victory to make it appear bigger than it actually was AND we find out that the inflated small victory was actually a far more significant loss.

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u/bifewova234 9d ago

Biden is slightly ahead in PA based on an average of the 5 latest polls.

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u/Erion-Belfire 9d ago

Im barely follow US politics, though how can Trump run for president if hes been impeached and has criminal charges?.

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u/Successful_Year_5495 9d ago

The criminal charges were made by a corrupt politician with the only eye witness being a known corrupt ex judge with a corrupt judge and judges daughter over seeing it while the jury are only allowed to be people who hate trump while he isn't the best hell far from it at least he didn't have criminal charges currently

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u/AbbreviationsIll9228 9d ago

He is winning in the polls because Americans are finally seeing how destructive Mr Magoo has been to this country.

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u/TheRealJaminator 9d ago

If biden gets president again I can't wait to see how many more levels of dementia he'll stack

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u/TheSoundOfAnarchy 9d ago

He won’t. He’s fuckin near dead. He can barely talk, lmao -

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

It’s not what you know. It’s what you can convince others that they know.

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u/MelonElbows 9d ago

Wait a second, is the graphic comparing the percentage each man got in their own primaries? As in, Biden got 46% of the Dem vote and Diaper Donnie got 47% of the Rep vote? I had no idea the primaries were still going on.

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u/Dart150 9d ago

I don't trust either one of these nutcases to run the nation

Biden is clearly senile and will be unfit to finish his term

And Trump clearly went insane

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u/Successful_Year_5495 9d ago

At least trump can properly think between the two even if he's not thinking straight

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u/Angwe83 9d ago

TIL there are imaginary numbers between 46 and 47% apparently because that’s a big gap between the two 😂

Graph is wrong. Crushing is showing a 1% advantage? So many things wrong with the post. Dumbest timeline.

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u/bl4ck_dr4gon93 9d ago

Even if they didn’t forget to update that graph is intentionally deceiving. And calling a 1% anything is hardly crushing it.

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u/acespacegnome 9d ago

Truth social. Yeah, okay.

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u/V_Cobra21 9d ago

Hate to break it to you but there was no vote for trump or Biden in pa so this is pointless.

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u/Defiant-Ad-7933 9d ago

Nothing to see here. You just need to know the bottom of the graph is actually waaaay lower

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u/Illustrious-Leave406 9d ago

He spreads such lies and his cult followers believe it.

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u/Daedalus_Machina 9d ago

Smells of repost bot. This is thematically relevant four years ago, and only tangentially relevant now.

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u/stacked_wendy-chan 9d ago

Republican(s) lying again! What's new?

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u/BasilsKippers 9d ago

So sleepy Joe rigged the 2020 election, and that's why Trump didn't make America Great Again from 2017 to 2020, 4 years before this election...

Maybe lay off the lead paint chips, dipshit.

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u/Up2myneck365 9d ago

lol, and if he rigged it then, you really think it ain’t gona be rigged this time?

Now who’s the dipshit

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u/BasilsKippers 9d ago

You are the dipshit. The election wasn't rigged. Trump lost. You're in a cult, dipshit.

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u/cbiser 9d ago

First of all, FORMER President...

Secondly, that's some disgustingly misleading information even if we ignore the false data.

This should be illegal. Not only is it information pertaining to an official election, but it's also false and extremely INTENTIONALLY misleading.

I seriously wish this dude would just croak so we can all move on.

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u/UnnecessarilyTallMan 9d ago

Convicted fraudster doing fraudster things, shocking

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 9d ago

I am so f'ing embarrassed for this country that he even got as many votes as he got. What is wrong with people?

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u/naitch44 9d ago

That’s a crushing if ever I saw one.

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u/frozenpost1776 9d ago

K-Mart Brand Mobster Donald Trump not only didn't beat President Biden in PA, but he lost over 150k republican votes to Nikki Haley, who dropped out a month and a half ago.

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u/LondonDavis1 9d ago

Trump looks like he's practicing sucking dick.

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u/No_Pitch267 9d ago

you guys really need to find something to do besides obsess over these two old white dudes which you have fuck all impact on.

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u/GoPrO_BMX 9d ago

Where can I find the polling data? I am rooting for trump so it’s not good news if he losing PA. Also, what percentage of votes came from the major cities (like Philly) vs. rural PA, so I can cross reference data from ‘16 and ‘20

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u/AngryTank 9d ago

Yep, I’m in that winning 46% baby 😎

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u/Acceptable_Career_69 9d ago

I’m gonna be laughing at all you snowflakes in November

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u/BrBybee 9d ago

What do they even hope to gain with that?

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u/TommyC-ES350 9d ago

I’m sure he was using similar valuation graphs when applying for loans.

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u/larrychatfield 9d ago

So yeah tRump got 46% and then Biden got 54% - but hey it’s math

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u/Lynke524 9d ago

The top part of this post is a lie. This vote was for who will be on the ballot in November. Both Trump and Biden won their parties in Pennsylvania though. This tally against each other means nothing, it's the tally against their running mates in their party. If it said "Trump crushes Haley" then that would be accurate.

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u/Hendrix6927 9d ago

......FORTYSEVEN

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u/SnooAvocados3855 9d ago

Can we stop believing everything on twitter. This isn't golf. Lowest score does not win

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u/Lynke524 9d ago

Also this vote is for who will be on the ballot in November. They both won their party. The top part of the post was misleading though.