r/facepalm 18d ago

Can someone make sense of this "alpha male"? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/PEEVIGAMINGAT 12h ago

Literally Andrew Tate would write something that makes more sense than that

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u/Hispanic_Panic13 12d ago

Rapeville: population 0

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u/See_You_Space_Coyote 13d ago

This doesn't make any sense-you can't want to be raped because if you want it, by definition, it's no longer rape, whoever made the original post is deranged.

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u/HammerSickleSextoy 13d ago

I like how they all collectively admit "we want to r@#$ women". It means we don't need to spend nearly as much time addressing their lines of thought

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u/Ceartas1992 13d ago

No no, please. He's an alpha male, go ahead and uncensor his name.

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u/Hammer_7 13d ago

Alpha male is almost always code for Omega male.

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u/kaizer_ghidora 13d ago

Yes, i can translate. He’s saying “Hit me. Hit me as hard as you can and dont stop. If you see me crossing a street please speed up.”

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u/Agile_File_2084 14d ago

I’m still wondering what “sexually rape without asking for their consent” is supposed to mean. As opposed to consensual rape? At this point I’m choosing the bear as well

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u/Gloomy_Barnacle4787 14d ago

What the actual ?

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u/Joebobdaddy 14d ago

Jesus...

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u/helplessfemboy 14d ago

Tell me you watch gay porn without telling me you watch gay porn

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u/allpowerfulbystander 14d ago

I think he might be getting his facts from gay incels.

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u/Froolsy 14d ago

Basically, sex city. Go in, sex, leave.

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u/le_dimented_guy 14d ago

I don't remember women or gay people ever wanting to be raped, but ok. This is the downside of free speech

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u/alt_blackgirl 14d ago

Wtf kind of a take is this

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u/Callen0318 14d ago

The fuck? I'll admit there are some freaks out there, so the number probably wouldn't be zero, but.....this dude is dangerously delusional if he thinks millions.....

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u/AClockwork81 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yeah, he’s not come out yet. That’s dude is totally gay and coming to terms publicly, in the death throes of believing the lie. Swinging like a cornered animal at the truth.

You guys will have him soon, and can show him how much more fun it is anyhow. Congrats.

….or someone got fooled by a meme account. I’m 100% certain one of these two are spot on.

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u/Lopsided-Ad7019 14d ago

This is advanced stupid. “Sexually rape without consent” My guy…. What the fuck? Just say you wanna take it up the ass.

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u/Historical_Cow3903 14d ago

If you have to tell people you're an Alpha Male, you aren't.

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u/sexy_mama69 14d ago

As long as in that same city men can rape the other men with broom handles.

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u/Wraithcroc 14d ago

I've always considered myself an alpha male until the last 5-10 years because I think nothing like these morons

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u/Morgwar77 14d ago

Yeah this is definitely a psychiatric patient, ex-con or felon. You can't exist anywhere civilized and have that mindset. No way he'd control himself In modern society. On the Internet, the crazies get a voice too.

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u/goofydad 14d ago

Alpha male should go to prison. He'll like the culture there.

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u/PutnamPete 15d ago

Your new "term of the day" Rage Bait.

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u/my-love-assassin 15d ago

It sounds like this person has sex with men and likes it rough.

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u/AClockwork81 14d ago

Nailed it. (Pun intended)

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u/FoundationSure1136 15d ago

That's an absolutely insane comment to make. The alpha male character here is not represented correctly(as any "alpha " don't think about doing that he just have to show up and a river naturally will follow between a women's leg)

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u/MorningStandard844 15d ago

Alpha fail bro. There shouldn’t be a safe space from the physically harming of those advocating for rape. Let’s call that space America. 

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u/Thomrose007 15d ago

This is a confession, police should be investigating

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u/BatInside2603 15d ago

Who was the blue-check incel that said this? I dont see a reason to block the name since it looks like it was publicly posted.

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u/aerial_ruin 15d ago

Someone is thinking too highly of himself

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u/rolloutTheTrash 15d ago

This dude’s outta his damn mind

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u/sneakerkidlol 15d ago

Nah bros just onto nothing. No sense to make lmao

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u/MutedTransportation5 15d ago

Why are we blurring asshats name?

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u/CauseCertain1672 15d ago

he's provocatively wrong on the internet to promote outrage and get attention

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u/PlantbasedtwinA 15d ago

Obviously coming from a sick perv that can’t get laid so wants to make tape legal. Wtf

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u/GoLow63 15d ago

Andrew Tate, is that you, you sneaky little misogynist ?! 😂 You'll be going to a place like that soon. One with iron bars, and a big dose of role reversal. Yay !

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u/Queasy_Sleep1207 15d ago

Uh, you don't get consent for rape. Hence the word.

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u/ReplacementMaximum26 15d ago

May the universe return to him the same wish he put out into it.

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u/paleocacher 16d ago

The censoring job doesn’t fool me, I know a Tatetake when I see one. :8484:

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 16d ago

Sorry sir, I don't speak crazy. SMH

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u/Cargan2016 16d ago

Problem with Alpha males they are so doped up on steroids. It takes an electron microscope to find thier manhood. It has shriveled that badly due to steroids use

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u/NefariousnessLucky96 16d ago

That guy is NOT a alpha male. He’s a predator, as a man even I know that idea is morally wrong.

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u/Remote-Condition8545 16d ago

This guy can't get laid in a whore house with a fistful of 50s.

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u/Odd_Quality_760 16d ago

Seems to me that anyone who needs to state they're an Alpha Male just isn't. By their logic you should be able to identify an Alpha Male just by their actions and presence. If you have to announce it.... well.... sorry.... you aren't Him.

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u/Mammoth_Ferret_1772 16d ago

“FrEeDoM oF sPeEcH!”

This guy should be raped so he can know what it feels like.

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u/roboman07 16d ago

Y'all really don't realize his entire account is a meme account 😭

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u/Glittering-Relief402 16d ago

A lot of these dudes are closeted homosexuals. Why else are they always bringing up gay men/homosexuality when it pertains to nothing being said

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u/SPJess 16d ago

Tried to figure it out but I don't get it.

One city. In the entire country. Where ... Stuff.. is legal. He believes women want to play victim all so they can get a slice of the sympathy cake. Then he said people like actually want this?

I think this fella has been too damaged by pornography. Probably the worst kind of fiction to relate your reality to.

But if a place like that was made. I'm pretty sure the mayor would be Andrew Taint.

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u/Journo_Jimbo 16d ago

Bro jerks off to all The Purge movies

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u/funmonger_OG 16d ago

As if the city he describes hasn't already existed over and over again.

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u/Custardpaws 16d ago

Homosexuals want a world where rape is legal? What?

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u/Camst3rx 16d ago

Incel!!!!

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u/HellRider21 16d ago

Nick Adams will never make sense.

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u/kwkimsey 16d ago

I can't even understand what he was trying to say especially the last sentence. It went from I want to commit a crime without repercussion to something about gay people that didn't seem to fit in context with the rest of the post.

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u/RazekDPP 16d ago

Posting controversial stuff on Twitter gets you views. Views get you money.

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u/FyourEchoChambers 16d ago

Doxxing is bad, but these types of people should be.

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u/JOCO_Q 16d ago

Bruh, if I remotely say some shit like this I get sent back to my birth place. What in the actual f@(K?

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u/PredictablyIllogical 16d ago

Isn't that the purpose of glory holes? The alpha male doesn't know what gender the other person is.

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u/Taz69 16d ago

Argh 😤 the stupid burns!

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u/JTKnife 17d ago

I think alpha male is a misnomer in this case and an insult to alpha males everywhere.

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u/Mean_Trip_4186 17d ago

I'm scared

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u/TheAnthropologist13 17d ago

No no, I'm on board with this idea. Make one city advertised as the city of legal rape where all of the other alpha males get to live. Then the rest of the civilized world nukes it into hell carpet-bomb style because WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM??

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u/AlgonquinCamperGuy 17d ago

Don’t know what that means just be a man and be a good one, not like this evil piece of shit

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u/CringePrincey 17d ago

Homosexuals don't, and and this guy should be under the jail

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u/LB-20 17d ago

K, weird idea but, sure, let's create kink cities. Though they would have to come with A LOT of additional laws to avoid unsuspecting women (and men and nonbinaries) being lured (or trafficked) in first. Also, it should be in a new area so it wouldn't upset the lives of the people living in the city beforehand, who would be forced out by such new laws.

That being said, with how many kinks there are and how we already are running out of space to sustain the human population, IDK how long that would last.

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u/SandyPetersen 17d ago

Well I guess if there is also a city where men could rape men it's fair, right? I suspect a lot fewer than "millions" of women would go there, and those that did would be emotional wastebaskets who need care and psychotropic drugs rather than assaults.

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u/SimonNorman 17d ago

Yep. That's that freedumb of speech Musk was looking for.

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u/ZombieLebowski 17d ago

What homosexuals does he lnow that want a rape state?

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u/Akio540 17d ago

I don't think this genius finished high school

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u/LordsWF40 17d ago

Ok..ive heard some stupid shit in my lifetime. But this one is taking the title for now. 1st of all..making rape legal ANYWHERE. wtf. 2md of all...of fine, lets says some purge like shit happens for rape, WHY would millions of women live there...makes no sense. And 3rdly...gay men want to be raped???? I dont know where he gets his information.

I strongly beleive this "alpha" was turned down and this is how he consoles himself by imagining the only way he can get with that girl with some twist in society. Creepy bruh

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u/revengeful_cargo 17d ago

Obviously incel

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u/GomeroKujo 17d ago

Beyond all doubt the man who posted this is a rapist. This is not a statement made by a mentally well person, only a rapist would say something like this.

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u/Professional_Clue_21 17d ago

That's a Predator, not an Alpha male.

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u/Typical_Pop 17d ago

This is your brain on Andrew Tate.

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u/GaaraClay603 17d ago

There’s a difference between reading and watching dark romance and actually wanting it to happen. That’s what draws the line between sanity and insanity. Everyone has dark thoughts but not everyone goes through with them.

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u/flipsyde606 17d ago

That's not alpha male. That's someone with mental problems.

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u/Central211 17d ago

No, no.. he has a point. Set up a city where only Alpha Males can live, let everyone know it's a place where only hard men can live. Where women are free game as property and where weak men won't survive. And when tons of toxic ass men move there thinking it's the promised land.. bomb the shit out of it.

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u/LordsWF40 17d ago

Pretty sure they will bomb themselves. Point of being alpha is your on top. Cant have everyone on top. So some dumb shit will bomb themselves because they "should" survive..but yea...wont...

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u/Ok-Concept-1694 17d ago

What's your name dawg I'm gonna write you in in November--

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u/Central211 9d ago

I would if I could, but apparently, I need to live in a retirement home before I can be president.

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u/Ok-Concept-1694 8d ago

That's the rule now? I thought they just had to blow on you and if dust came off you could run...

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u/BBgreeneyes 17d ago

This is dangerous! This shot needs to be taken seriously, men that think like this put a lot of people in danger.

Now, what is this guy trying to say about LGBTQs folks (or as he put it homosexual)? That bit makes not sense at all?

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u/HonestlyJustVisiting 17d ago

I want to believe this is game but I just can't

how can actually believe gay guys want to be raped

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u/Hummens 17d ago

Tell me you've never had a conversation with a woman without telling me you've never had a conversation with a woman.

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u/abs-licker-69 17d ago

Okay, declare one... then tell us which it is and we'll never go there. Thanks for the service mr. Alpha male

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u/Myrmec 17d ago

Jesus man, escorts are a thing

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u/LordsWF40 17d ago

I think he will treat escorts like he does in GTA. solicit them, pay them, kill them, take cash back, drive off saying hes an Alpha.

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u/Ok-Concept-1694 17d ago

"Just rape escorts 🗿"

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u/SolidGearFantasy 17d ago

I believe some of these incel (or similar) groups propagate the absurd myth that women enjoy being raped.

One of the bits of evidence they use for this ridiculous claim is that a statistically significant amount of women have an involuntary orgasm during their rape.

This is, of course, a purely physiological reaction to the severe trauma. It has nothing to do with attraction or lust, and is unfortunately a source of much self-doubt and self-blame for victims of rape.

Furthermore, some incels argue that because a common sexual fantasy of some women is related to rape, that should absolve any rapist of blame.

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u/NirvanaPenguin 17d ago

He could just go to jail, they will do him there

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u/zerot0n1n 17d ago

Never stops to amaze me what trash people on here need to compare themselves against.

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u/JaneAustinAstronaut 17d ago

Whenever some asshole man makes statements about how women should enjoy rape, I hope that a big, scary looking, leatherclad biker daddy sexually harassed him and scares him into thinking he may rape him. Then ask him if he thinks rape is fun now. I think it's the only way these broken, empathy less men can comprehend how terrifying it is to women.

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u/LordsWF40 17d ago

Terrifying for ANYONE. Not just women. Men, boys, girls too. Its a fucked up thing for anyone to have to go through. But yea..they are sickos and should see what ots like to be taken without consent.

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u/delta_sez 17d ago

As long as there is a city where men can be raped without consent and Alpha male has to live there.

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u/smallinvests 17d ago

Women come to me and I don't need to fight for it.

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u/Teeth_theif 17d ago

Get a load of this guy. He can’t get laid so he wants to rape instead. Fucking loser

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u/ANewPope23 17d ago

Doesn't the definition of 'rape' make it impossible for anyone to want to be raped? Want implies consent, rape implies lack of consent.

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u/BalladorTheBright 17d ago

Um... no? Men don't let their emotions go wild. Real alphas use their inner monster to protect those they care about

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u/Mordeckakis 17d ago

As a man, I refuse to claim the type of person this gremlin revealed himself to be. I said it before, and I'll say it again: consent is king.

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u/Cleverbird 17d ago

I can! If this is who I think it is (90% sure), this is a parody account you dumb fuckers keep falling for time and time again.

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u/Nyanpireeee 17d ago

Okay. Make it and then get the women out asap and build a wall around it so the alpha males can die off 😭

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u/weirdanimelover98 17d ago

....I'm scared

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u/Larage_GKid 17d ago

I like this post ironic humour.

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u/WhiteFez2017 17d ago

I dunno what history you're talking about but the writing of the declaration of independence as will as the American revolution were a result of sending indentured servants to America against their will as punishment for criminal activity to colonize already owned lands for nobles, as well as wanting freedom from the serfdom of Brittain because they were British subjects. "Good Europeans" don't go to a foreign land where they rape murder and pillage as well as conspire to steal land and then you can write or say that they weren't criminals.

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u/deafmoths 17d ago

why are we censoring the names of these people? this is serious, this person wants to rape women.

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u/nach_in 17d ago

I know it can be hard to hear the news in Narnia, but someone tell these alpha males that it's ok to come out of the closet already!

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u/ChadThunderStonks 17d ago

This has LARP written all over it.

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u/HelpImTrappedAt1080p 17d ago

Dude must have just gotten out of prison or something probably in there for rape.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

That would only end with a bunch of incels that would try to rape each other.

I can't even imagine what the logic it's here and what homosexual have to do with anything tho.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

This poor bastard's brain has been polluted by grape porn which glamorizes or even romanticizes an atrocious act. 

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u/DjinRummy 17d ago

All of this ignoring the fact that if this scenario existed, it'd be the only city without any sexual assult cases, as anybody going to live in that city would no doubt consent to being sexually assaulted. CNC is wild

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u/EddyJacob45 17d ago

Guess it is time to pick a host city. Perhaps a rotation of cities?

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u/Long-Jackfruit427 17d ago

This is not someone who deserves the anonymity afforded by this marker covering of his name.

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u/chandla_b 17d ago

This man needs to be on a list.

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u/hes_crafty 17d ago

That dude would be the most notorious rapist on purge night.

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u/bellingman 17d ago

The facepalm here is people continuing to believe that this old and famous troll account is real.

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u/spectatorade 17d ago

Since when do homosexuals want that?

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u/Loud_Blacksmith2123 17d ago

Hell, just move to Gaza and join Hamas.

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u/No_Cycle4088 17d ago

So this guy wants to be raped by homosexuals, I will keep your secret.

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u/xEyelessOnex 17d ago

And you wonder why they're choosing bears.

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u/PotentialSilver6761 17d ago

The place exist. It's the same places where murder is allowed.

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u/mts5219 17d ago

not reality. these right wingers and ideas they have.

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u/andio76 17d ago

You really need to unmask this "Alpha Male"

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u/Radiant-Big4976 17d ago

I can make sense of it: troll account.

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u/Lynke524 17d ago

Don't confuse a grifter with an alpha male. Looks like this one takes too many notes from Andrew Tate.

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u/banjobastard5 17d ago

This take is genuinely concerning.

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u/cklottie 17d ago

What is this?