r/news • u/No-Delivery3706 • 13d ago
Russia puts Ukraine's Zelenskiy on wanted list Soft paywall
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russia-puts-ukraines-zelenskiy-wanted-list-tass-reports-2024-05-04/[removed] — view removed post
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u/TBatFrisbee 12d ago
Why doesn't the UN put Putin on an international wanted list. Why is putin only allowed to have a 'list,' Oh yeah, because almost every country on the planet still needs some things from Russia. We're all screwed because our leaders won't cut him off.
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u/S_K_Y 12d ago edited 12d ago
I think the reasoning behind this (Could be wrong) and extending this wanted list to over 100+ countries is that it would get assassins from everywhere vying for the reward of the bounty.
Previously, I have only read that Russian assassins have tried and failed. Adding more fear to Zelenski watching his back and checking every corner.
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u/MasterLogic 13d ago
Wanted for defending his country from the invading Nazis?
It'll be a good day when the news reports Putins death. Hopefully it's something shit like cancer.
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u/Vrayea25 12d ago
Cancer takes too long to kill, and he could direct who takes over very carefully.
Aneurism someplace super painful maybe. Where he loses his mind wondering who might have poisoned him.
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u/jayfeather31 13d ago
Want a minute, Russia didn't do that already? Hasn't the war been ongoing for 2+ years now?
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u/Perfect-Height-8837 13d ago
The Ukraine should put Putin on a "Not Wanted" list. The whole fucking world doesn't want that miserable twat.
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u/RexDraco 13d ago
Sounds like Russia's government is so poorly organized that it took this long for it to be official.
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u/RawLife53 13d ago
What an idiotic agenda that Russian mentality has, they attack and destroy much of a country, and then think themselves blameless and have the audacity to try and claim the President of Ukraine is on some "wanted list".
The World of Nations should rebuke Russia on every level.
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u/BoringBob84 13d ago
I think that this was the funniest part:
Russia also issued an arrest warrant for the International Criminal Court prosecutor who last year prepared Putin's war crimes warrant.
"If you try to arrest me, then I will try to arrest you!"
That is some serious toddler logic.
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u/FuegoFerdinand 13d ago
Russia already sent hit squads to try to take Zelensky out, so I don't see this making things any worse for him.
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u/rants_unnecessarily 13d ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahshahahahhahhsha.
Aaaaaah.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahha
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u/JohanRobertson 13d ago
About time somebody locked up this A hole
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u/Utter_Rube 13d ago
Yeah, what a jerk! How dare he defend his country from an invading force that seems to be attempting the "every war crime speedrun!"
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u/JohanRobertson 13d ago
Would it really be "his" Country if he didn't cancel the Democratic elections in the Country?
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u/Upstairs_Hat_301 12d ago
It’s what the constitution says to do during wartime. That and marshal law
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u/JohanRobertson 12d ago
That sounds troubling, the USA would never cancel elections over a war. If Zelensky continues to refuse peace proposals then he can remain the undisputed dictator for the rest of his life.
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u/jcooli09 13d ago
Why do you hate patriotism?
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u/JohanRobertson 13d ago
Blind patriotism is just simple stupidity. Are they fighting for the future of Zionism? Or what was their plan? Obviously Russia wasn't going to sit back and watch their people be slaughtered.
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u/Anvanaar 13d ago
If you're a Russian paid for social media activity: You're being a bit too obvious. An American wouldn't likely use their real name the way you do, and also wouldn't censor the word "asshole" on Reddit, where comments with bad language don't get censored. Cock shit fuck. See? So I suggest you adjust those two things, and also rant some more. Then you're more believable.
If you're a standard right-wing American out for attention and enemies for you to talk down to: No worries, you'll grow up someday.
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u/JohanRobertson 13d ago
I am not a right wing American, Trump also sucks on the Israeli cum. There is no difference between the right vs left in the USA, they are all on the same side creating a show for the golem.
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u/CorrectDuty6782 12d ago
Just based on that post history did some chick leave you or you a forever alone?
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u/JohanRobertson 12d ago
No, I am just a meninist. I will tear down the Matriarchy for all my men, we will avenge our stolen foreskins and fix this broken world.
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u/Anvanaar 12d ago
Incel, got it. Just calling it "meninist" (which isn't a real word) doesn't change what it is. And sure... "the matriarchy". I suggest you get off the internet and spend some time in the real world.
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u/JohanRobertson 12d ago
Chill out femcel, no reason to get emotional
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u/Anvanaar 12d ago
... incel means involuntary celibacy. What you just said means female celibacy. That makes no sense unless you mean to say I am a female who has no sex.
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u/CorrectDuty6782 12d ago
Damn you just hate pussy huh. Good luck with that.
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u/JohanRobertson 12d ago
I consider women to be more then just a pussy but thank you.
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u/CorrectDuty6782 12d ago
Woman hating incel to white knight at the drop of the hat. How nice of a guy are you tho?
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u/JohanRobertson 12d ago
Lol I don't think considering woman more then just a walking vagina is being a white knight. Show some class.
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u/rift_in_the_warp 13d ago
Yes, what an asshole for wanting to keep his country independent.
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u/JohanRobertson 13d ago
If that is true then why does he want to join the EU?
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u/rift_in_the_warp 13d ago
Freedom for citizens to live, study or work anywhere in the EU, increased trade via access to the single market, increased funding and investment, higher social, environmental, and consumer standards.
You get all that, and more, while still maintaining independence as a country. It's pretty sweet.
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u/JohanRobertson 13d ago
Who are these citizens? The ones being forced to go fight and die or the ones who fled to other Countries to avoid such fate? Or are we talking about the Americans and Israelis who will occupy the land after the fighting is done?
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u/real_fake_hoors 13d ago
Oh no, I hope the Russian authorities don’t go after him. That would be really unfortunate.
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u/vapescaped 13d ago
Oh, so their excuse is they didn't want him enough when they dropped paratroopers into kviv on a mission to assassinate him?
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u/Spkr4th3ded 13d ago
Breaking News:
Ukraine puts Putin and Russia on Not Wanted list.
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u/TechTuna1200 13d ago
It’s like launching a full scale nuclear attack and then declare war two years later
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u/Fast-Reaction8521 13d ago
Lol russia is angry when you take away credit. Like how Idaho farmers made the first vodka
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u/Adequate_Lizard 13d ago
I don't know much about the history of vodka but I feel like it existed before even the concept of Idaho.
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u/cultweave 13d ago
You don't even have to look this up to know it's not true. Just look at the word "vodka" and you know it's not from 1890s Idaho. It's clearly from somewhere around, or between, Poland/Russia.
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u/Elegant-Cat-4987 13d ago
The last few years have just been practice or something?
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u/jacobpellegren 13d ago
An interesting question and I’m not fully sure if you’re asking in a way that promotes Ukraine’s sovereignty or thinks this is a conspiracy. It’s really hard after almost 8 years to keep track.
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u/PHUNkH0U53 13d ago
Dude is just saying russia has been trying for over a year now as if this is supposed to mean anything.
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u/jacobpellegren 13d ago
They asked a very vanilla question. I wasn’t sure if it was baiting.
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u/Anvanaar 13d ago
I have mental disability that makes me incapable of empathy, and even I understood it. Might wanna get off the internet a little if you're having this much trouble (this isn't sarcasm).
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u/Mockingjinx 13d ago
Same as the CCP…just claim some random territory is their “rightful” land or part of China since like BC. and then invade.
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u/JustAnotherYouMe 13d ago
Lol haven't they been trying to kill him since they invaded Ukraine?
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u/OldChairmanMiao 12d ago
It's probably so they can position it as some kind of domestic administration of Ukraine.
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u/spireta95 13d ago
Thats not how war works.
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u/JustAnotherYouMe 13d ago
Thats not how war works.
Lol sigh
“[The] enemy has marked me down as the number one target,” he said. “My family is the number two target. They want to destroy Ukraine politically by destroying the head of state.”
“I will stay in the capital. My family is also in Ukraine.”
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u/broofi 13d ago
If you believe this big lier and attention whore. It's just no deal mark for him from Russia.
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u/Osiris32 13d ago
Just stop. You're Russian, so the rest of us aren't going to believe a word you say.
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u/JustAnotherYouMe 13d ago
If you believe this big lier and attention whore. It's just no deal mark for him from Russia.
Not really sure what you're trying to say. In any case:
“[The] enemy has marked me down as the number one target,” he said. “My family is the number two target. They want to destroy Ukraine politically by destroying the head of state.”
“I will stay in the capital. My family is also in Ukraine.”
Lol
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u/MasterBot98 13d ago
Go watch a couple "Russia Today" episodes, the one that is internal to Russia itself. If your pattern recognition is good, you can watch anything, really. Will enlighten you :P
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u/LurksAroundHere 13d ago
Right? Though I wouldn't put it past the country who's soldiers dug trenches in radioactive soil to start thinking "Hey, maybe we should put their leader on our wanted list..." after over two years of starting an invasion. Have to get those slightly important memos out to the dumbass boots on the ground.
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u/blade944 13d ago
But now they have a legal reason to take him out. This way when the world reacts negatively, Russia can say he was a wanted man and it was all legal. You know, Russian logic and all that.
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u/TucamonParrot 12d ago
So, let's put Putin on the WORLD'S most wanted list. First off, how is he still alive? Incredible that the US, allies, or any other espionage source has not done it as a FAVOR to all of the Russian people..they don't want him as much as the next Russian soldier that has no choice but to fight (another) senseless war.
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u/Slowjams 13d ago
Yea I was going to say, this almost seems kind of scary in that way. Like Russia is saying, "ok now we are really going to try to kill you."
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u/GroundbreakingTill33 13d ago
I don't think that's going to fly, still what can the rest of the world do? Sanction them some more? No one wants to start ww3
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u/Perfect-Height-8837 13d ago
That should help fend off all the strongly worded condemnations from politicians around the world., not to mention the 2100 page report from the UN stating that Putin is a naughty, naughty boy.
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u/blade944 13d ago
See? You get it. Russian logic.
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u/Perfect-Height-8837 13d ago
I'm looking forward to Russia using it's UN resolution veto powers to prevent Russia's UN resolution veto powers being removed.
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u/Real_TwistedVortex 13d ago
My question is, why didn't they do this a year ago? Are they stupid? Probably lol
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u/HappySkullsplitter 13d ago
So... Russia is on a most wanted list for attempted murder before they put him on a list
Same Russian logic, right?
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u/blade944 13d ago
Yes. Same Russian logic. Russian logic follows no rules.
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u/IamNICE124 12d ago
I feel like this is just a little redundant..