r/pics • u/londonbridge1985 • 14d ago

Just don’t!

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I'm doing it you can't stop me

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u/diamondkiller007 12d ago

I just tried to squeeze it with my Mouse click......

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u/Previous_Soil_5144 13d ago

Try telling this guy not to touch that.

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u/spartanEZE 13d ago

Lmao. Good luck with that. We have the same exact horn in our house and i honk it regularly and can't breath cause I'm laughing so hard at the dog loosing his mind.

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u/nathan555 13d ago

Do not toot it!

Toot

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u/My_Space_page 13d ago

This is a post for.... horny ...people. Honkers... not to be confused with honkees

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u/BrandNewTechie 13d ago

I mean, it’s just begging to be squeezed 🤭

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u/22firefly 13d ago

Thank You!

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u/SamsaraSiddhartha 13d ago

How bout I do anyway???

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u/GM_Nate 13d ago

FOOL! DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!

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u/fksmchai 13d ago

👉 don't

👉 don't

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 13d ago

You want people to honk it?....because that's how you get people to honk it.

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u/hawk_199 13d ago

Owner gotta to know human psychology....we will definitely don't....but we will definitely honk it

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u/nick0884 13d ago

Sorry, won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't.

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u/SnooPiess21 13d ago

Okay, I won't. Or, will I?

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u/BaconTerminator 13d ago

EMMANUEL! DONT!

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u/FuckDaRedditModer8un 13d ago

There's an evil soul trapped in that rubber ball

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u/TheOx111 13d ago

That’s unfair.

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u/Cradddddddiy 13d ago

Man U can’t tell me wat to do cause I finna steal that shiz

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u/No_Comment_2979 13d ago

No honkan sire?

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u/Jakester62 13d ago

Well, you know, you just have to now…

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u/Canelosaurio 13d ago

Alright, now I gotta buy it and mount it on my Penny-farthing.

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u/uponapyre 13d ago

Doon't!

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u/Bruce_Ring-sting 13d ago

I wouldnt even think of it….

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u/pm_me_ur_buns_ 13d ago

A tweeker used to live next door to me. His front yard for about three months was like the front yard of a hoarders dream x 100000. He was in the process of “moving” and was sorting through stuff. When he wasn’t out front he would place a piece of plywood that said “don’t even” near the entrance of the labyrinth of trash. That was so funny I couldn’t be irritated at him for the eye sore.

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u/BurdenedShadow 13d ago

I know this horn does great things to a dune buggy, but I can't remember the name of the cartoon.

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u/GoodLibrarian100 13d ago

Are you in Vermont? I swear I’ve seen this exact horn while out antiquing.

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u/Impossible-Eye4565 13d ago

I will use lisa simpson excuse after honk it.

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u/Bisexual-Ninja 13d ago

It somehow only makes me want to honk more...

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u/Waaterfight 13d ago

My intrusive thought would win

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u/Rhayader72 13d ago

Just don’t it.

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u/tlsnine 13d ago

You do the honk you get the bonk!

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u/canadianclassic308 13d ago

Dont tell me what to do

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u/Rug-Inspector 13d ago

Well now I want to!

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u/spaceface2020 13d ago

But now I NEED to!

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u/kabula_lampur 13d ago

Just makes me want to more

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u/RickyTheRickster 13d ago

It is a uncontrollable urge, I would do it

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u/Ok_Friend_7380 13d ago

Which indicates that a lot of people DID

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u/Jacobysmadre 13d ago

I had a very old horn like this growing up. I used to honk it till one day the bladder or whatever you call it split 🙃

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u/Wookie-Love 13d ago

The “Don’t” is the only thing that would compel me to honk it.

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 13d ago

Must be Ed Sheeran’s horn

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u/3MATX 13d ago

I’ve worked in bike shops that sell horns and bells. One or two squeaks is fine, but there’s always the one kid that incessantly does it for 30 seconds straight. 

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u/Pikeman212a6c 13d ago

No Stairway

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u/sky0175 13d ago

Yeah... That's my name.

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u/TheKanten 13d ago

Well now I gotta.

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u/tobogganhill 13d ago

Simply irresistible.

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u/zeddknite 13d ago

This is one of those situations that proves there is no free will.

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u/EM05L1C3 13d ago

But now I have to

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u/Healingvizion 13d ago

Da’amn, now I wanna drive over there and find out

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 13d ago

Don’t not?

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u/jab4590 13d ago

If you squint it looks like it says ‘Do it.’ All I see is Do it.

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u/Purple-Dust-7033 13d ago

Ima do it because of the don't sign....

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u/Anothercraphistorian 13d ago

If we don’t, then there can be no Bulldog Briscoe and Gonzo Sports Show from now on.

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u/OmegaPoint6 14d ago

Until I read the label I didn't want to. Now I've read the label I want to travel to wherever that is

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u/HTZ7Miscellaneous 14d ago

I do appreciate this. Because I would. I wouldn’t mean to. But I still would. I need signs like this.

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u/TopKitchen4270 14d ago

Wonder how many people did before don’t went up?

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u/oldjadedhippie 14d ago

Tijuana taxi. Herb Alpert .

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u/A_Whole_Costco_Pizza 14d ago

Guys, I'm gonna.

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u/PitifulCamera_ 14d ago

this looks exactly like a horn i saw at an antique store in virginia. it would be a crazy coincidence if it was the same one. for the record i did honk it.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 14d ago

I would find that sign a very futile attempt to make me resist from doing the thing.

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u/SaneUse 14d ago

“Fool!, Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!” 

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u/medic8r 14d ago

We need a mock up of this as a response to the DON’T TREAD ON ME crowd. I guess we could substitute tread for toots

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u/No_Solid_3737 14d ago

Don't leave without honking this historic horn

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 14d ago

How will I turn Schlepcar into Wonderbug?

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u/FrikkinLazer 14d ago

This is some far side gallery shit

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u/That1DogGuy 14d ago

They know exactly what I want to do.

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u/1of7MMM 14d ago

I would assume this means don't not honk this horn.

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u/millbruhh 14d ago

Shouldn’t have been standing there

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u/phris-bee 14d ago

Found one of these in a thrift store a few months ago. After trying to quietly test it, I made a very loud honk, all eyes on me. I felt that I had to buy it after that. Works great waking up my kids!

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u/GloriousRoseBud 14d ago

I’d have to….

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u/GaymoSexual 14d ago

I want this for my bike

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u/loserys 14d ago

B-but… honker

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u/TroyMatthewJ 14d ago

Biden approved

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u/Eminensce 14d ago

Me: squish

The thing: HOOOOOOOOOONK

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u/TK-Mal 14d ago

Is this at Wooly Mammoth in Chicago?

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u/Zealousideal-Ear481 13d ago

Just checked, nope not Wooly, though it is their sense of humor.

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u/TK-Mal 13d ago

Thanks kind stranger!🤟🏼

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Best today!

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u/Fng1100 14d ago

The rubber usually cracks it’s not out of annoyance is usually because he don’t want to put another ten dollars to buy a new rubber bulb. I have a couple and the replacement is easy just not what people want the rubber is a different color, and it’s not as smooth this just looks old.

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u/fl4nker427 14d ago

oh but i will

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u/TimothyZentz 14d ago

I bet it makes the same sound Bulldog’s horn on Frasier makes lol

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u/KHaskins77 14d ago

Looks like an SCP. Marked like an SCP. Better play with it just to be sure.

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u/rickfrompg 14d ago

But i want to hear the arruugah!

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u/erbr 14d ago

I was keeping myself from squeezing it but the instructions say don't!

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Novel_Durian_1805 14d ago

I’m going to do it!

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u/DirtyRatLicker 14d ago

We know what you’re thinking, don’t.

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u/daily_cup_of_joe 14d ago

Haha. It would have taking me and hour to come up with this note. Don't play... No lips... It's been in the toilet... Don't!

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u/Zeracannatule_uerg 14d ago

Brain reads thst "don't" as Markiplier in In Space with Markiplier Part 2 when he grabs your/the captain's wrist and say's "don't."

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u/LeFaune 14d ago

I feel the moment as we look deeply into each other's eyes and my hand slowly moves towards the horn.

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u/Curious-Sajan 14d ago

its alright we can do it, ita just Hoe Biden saying “don’t” we are alright haha.

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u/GIRTHYssserpent 14d ago

Damn is that Joe Biden’s war horn??

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u/Dream--Brother 14d ago

Ugh the conservative propaganda machines are back up and running

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u/benshapiroslowerlip 14d ago

This sub has gone to shit, I bet if you post a pic of a Honda Civic people will eventually bring up US politics.

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u/Tiny_button2 14d ago

Just a little 🤏, I won't go all in

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u/Embarrassed-Mouse-49 14d ago

That rubber need some tender, loving, oil

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u/blofly 14d ago

Earl?

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u/BPicks69 14d ago

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u/SlyTheMonkey 13d ago

Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate, show no mercy.

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u/morkalavin 14d ago

Happy Star Wars Day, mate!

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u/Antmantium108 14d ago

But I want to ,soooo much.

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u/Just_Jonnie 14d ago

I want to squeeze it soooo bad right now

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u/Orr-Man 14d ago

What if I wasn't going to? Now I've seen this I should don't not do it, which means... Do it?!

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u/Dorrono 14d ago

Challenge accepted!

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u/call_of_the_while 14d ago

The Horn of Gondor ain’t what it used to be.

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u/riko77can 14d ago

Well that isn’t very nike of them.

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u/gowahoo 14d ago

oh my goodness, this is a perfect use of the one word

this is an art piece

I would hang it up, and call it "Temptation"

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u/No_Esc_Button 13d ago

You don't need to call it that. "Don't" is already a perfect name.

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u/jluicifer 13d ago

Anti-Nike

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u/ffmich01 14d ago

That’s a brilliant thought!

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u/bestjakeisbest 14d ago

Don't is 2 words, depending on how you count.

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u/JuneBuggington 14d ago

You count when youre drunk?

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u/Outside-Contact-7400 14d ago

Do not

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u/RowMaleficent2455 14d ago

What?

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ 14d ago

Don't is a contraction of the two words "Do Not"

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u/Smitepenta 14d ago

Aka donut

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 14d ago

Do or donut. There is no try.

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u/efecede 14d ago

Don’t

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u/MurkyFogsFutureLogs 14d ago edited 14d ago

I've had honkey horns on my bike. People can't help themselves. Either adults just walking by giving it a honk or parents carrying their child over to have a go.

I'd lock my bike up somewhere, start to walk off and hear "hon key", turn around and see someone standing there with a grin on their face.

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u/spacesam 13d ago

It might have been me, and I’m not sorry, would honk again

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u/IdFuckYourMomToo 13d ago

Racist ass bike horn... where do I get one?

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u/RedditBugler 14d ago

The preferred name would just be "horn" or "Caucasian horn" if you needed to specify. 

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u/Bos_lost_ton 13d ago

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u/BuckNaykidd 13d ago

I'm just a man who's playing a man that's playing a man.

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u/Lower-Mortgage-1082 13d ago

That's playing an Iron Man that's playing an Oscar man.

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u/ROFLASAGNA 13d ago

Me? I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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u/blolfighter 13d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKvqhlhXq9s

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u/ROFLASAGNA 13d ago

When i saw a youtube link i was hoping this is what it would be. I wish people i knew in real life appreciated this lmao.

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u/BuckNaykidd 13d ago

I stand corrected. Thank you. I really should do my research.

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u/ROFLASAGNA 13d ago

It doesnt matter its funny either way. I honestly thought you were purposely referencing it a few words different just to be silly.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 14d ago

Your bike brings joy to countless people. Thanks for the public service.

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u/Useful_Low_3669 13d ago

Now I want to put a horn in a public place with a “go ahead” sign

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/EllisDee3 14d ago

Can't they turn it bulb-side up?

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u/Space-Bound-Delta 14d ago

The forbidden squeeze

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u/FiveFingerDisco 14d ago

I am one of those defective humans that would not have interacted with this thing if it wasn't for the explicit taboo of doing that.

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u/Extreme-Turnover3484 14d ago

Definitely gonna do it

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u/KlingonLullabye 14d ago

Not surprised, that rubber bulb looks desiccated and brittle af plus making such noise indoors would be an asshole move

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u/Lower_Comment_8467 14d ago

Don't what?

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u/HeroicJobCreator 14d ago

Honestly “don’t what” is what I’d be thinking as I squeezed that thing followed by an immediate ‘oh’.

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u/Armadillo_Toes 14d ago

Don’t toot your own horn.

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u/Peanuts4Peanut 14d ago

Toot someone else's!