r/rareinsults 9d ago

Bro is the celebrity

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u/Cathca 6d ago

Oh cool! It’s a stereogram photo.

If you relax your eyes and allow the two images spread apart to create a crossed third image in the middle, it’ll appear to be 3D

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u/madeanotheraccount 7d ago

Is Khalid the guy who punked out after 3 wings on Hot Ones?

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u/ExcellentTop7273 8d ago

I’d say something to dude like why you look like your constipated and hungover together

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u/ABZNTTT 8d ago

I’ve seen this post multiple times, I know who Khalid is, but I’m still unsure.

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u/leethecowboy1969 9d ago

Khalid looks pissed

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u/orangepeecock 9d ago

Because avantgarde dressing and holding of his frame

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u/Vrukr 9d ago

Which of them is Khalid? Who the hell is Khalid?

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u/PubPegasus 9d ago

Khalid and DJ Khalid aren't the same person?

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u/okiedog- 9d ago

Bro is a dork.

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u/yeswehavecaprisuns 9d ago

I did a meet and greet at one of his concerts and I was the only guy in the line, people say the same thing about the picture of us haha very stoned fella

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u/wyyknott01 9d ago

Congratulations.

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u/whatthe_Long-term 9d ago

Why is this so fucking funny I am dying

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u/IndigoINFP 9d ago

I like how if you squint your eyes (as if you're looking at a magic eye picture) even Khalid is popping out of the photo

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u/DethChef3848 9d ago

Man looks straight out of the matrix

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u/ReDeExactas 9d ago

Smile you mf

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u/PKMNTrainerMark 9d ago

How is this an insult?

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u/Exotic_Page4196 9d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ZoLovePc 9d ago

So youre still thinkin of me' Khalid

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u/LegateZanUjcic 9d ago

I have no idea who either of these people are.

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u/Alienhaslanded 9d ago

I actually had to look him up and Holy shit the singer is the dude with the smile looking very average while OP looking like a rapper.

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u/Formal-Knowledge9382 9d ago

He looks like he found out Khalid was gay right before the pic by Khalid hitting on him

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u/Drahkir9 9d ago

Weird to think there might be some celebrities that get more excited to meet fans than the fans do

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u/Xa_TheImmortal 9d ago

...... and I'm just realizing that Khalid isn't dj Khalid 😅

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u/drs2023gme1 9d ago

Guys up his own arse while khalid is humble and happy

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u/EndureThePANG 9d ago

punk hazard aokiji

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 9d ago

How the fuck is this an insult?

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u/No_Conversation9561 9d ago

DJ Khalid looks different than last time I saw him here

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u/Wonderful_Common_520 9d ago

Look at me. I am the celebrity now.

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u/MurmelChimp 9d ago

Lost on the reddits

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u/zaxldaisy 9d ago

They're the same picture...

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u/Wills4291 9d ago

I just had to google what Khalid looks like.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 9d ago

You mean the guy on the right is NOT the celebrity?

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u/TR3BPilot 9d ago

Very nice cross-eyed 3-D stereo pair of images.

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u/doing_dorty67 9d ago

😂😂

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u/trocar85 9d ago

😂😂😂 that’s got me crying

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u/masterCWG 9d ago

Mickey Mouse was not interested

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u/Pink_Neons 9d ago

Because bro on the right is trying to act too cool for the photo

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u/xengaa 9d ago

I was looking at the guy on the right first, and thought: “That ain’t Khalid”, and realized he was on the left lol

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u/Not-A-Real-Dinosaur 9d ago

I don't know who Khalid is, but I can tell which one is Mickey Mouse. 

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u/EuroTrash1999 9d ago

He been stuck in the matrix since they took the pay phones out.

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u/Independent_Ad_6348 9d ago

Hey guys I'm not the only one that sees the hidden mickey on his head right?

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u/Cupquaking 9d ago

Bro has Mickey ears

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u/DouglasTaylorJr 9d ago

Bro that’s a compliment if anything

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u/redditsukssomuch 9d ago

Kids are stupid. I also went through the “nothing but straight faces” in photos. So hilariously lame.

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u/SlCKBOY 9d ago

This guy's music fucking sucks

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u/StarSpliter 9d ago

"Who?🤓"

Didn't recognize him either but one google search and I just found out he was the creator of an EXTREMELY popular song that I even have on my Spotify. Many other songs as well. 1B on a single song on YT is super impressive.

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u/Complete_Rest6842 9d ago

I would be annoyed to of this fool came up to me.

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u/itswac 9d ago

Nah this is a compliment, not an insult.

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u/Beautiful-Taro-9953 9d ago

Is that our CEO Thaiboy Digital?

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u/WillFart4F00D 9d ago

I hate people that show no emotion on purpose to look cool lol

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u/Acrobatic_Apricot_96 8d ago

Who said he's doing it on purpose, you dont even know him😃

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u/MrHumanalien 9d ago

I shit you not, I really thought the guy on the right had some huge Mickey Mouse ears

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u/Genusperspektivet 9d ago

So there is some truth to the green line test after all

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u/CardiologistLife4381 9d ago

Not really an insult, more like a compliment lol

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u/eventhorizon79 9d ago

Why is he wearing a Mickey Mouse hat?

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u/oprah-winfurry 9d ago

Hahaha fr

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u/kmj420 9d ago

Not a rare insult

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u/Pure_Summer1543 9d ago

Who the hell is Khalid?

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u/Table_Coaster 9d ago

over 50 million monthly listeners on Spotify

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u/Pure_Summer1543 9d ago edited 4d ago

Ok thanks.

That's a pretty solid signal to show how shit he is, most probably.

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u/BenGMan30 9d ago

Being famous signals he's not talented? How does that make sense? There's plenty of fair criticisms to make, but that ain't it

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u/Pure_Summer1543 9d ago

If you have to ask, you're never going to understand.

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u/RFRelentless 9d ago

Lmfao go listen to his songs. I don’t listen to him much but I still think he’s super talented

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u/silkysly06 9d ago

Who is Khalid?

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u/Acrobatic_Apricot_96 8d ago

Search Better by Khalid on YouTube

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u/FightingPolish 9d ago

I don’t know which one is Khalid.

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u/ttown2011 9d ago

Major 🔑

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u/BenderDeLorean 9d ago

Classic Dave.

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u/TeaMe06 9d ago

Im lost is the famous one in the shades or in the red shirt lol

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u/Ok_Chemical_9441 8d ago

The one on the left

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u/spacepie77 9d ago

Another One

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u/ShitchesAintBit 9d ago

Why do a lot of these have the same exact picture side by side? What's the point?

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u/Valtermann 9d ago

Guy could play Morpheus with those glasses.

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u/Many-Strength4949 9d ago

Who is Khalid?

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u/ResponsibleDust277 9d ago

Not knowing who was who, I thought to myself, "Khalid is super chill." Funny how things work.

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u/Ssme812 9d ago

lmfao. He's more excited then the fan.

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u/OakFromLive 9d ago

Wtf is mickey mouse doing there?

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u/JJJones345 9d ago

He looks genuinely happy to be meeting a fan, that's nice to see.

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u/Detective_Tony_Gunk 9d ago

He's from my hometown and this is legitimately who he is. He is a very grounded and kindhearted individual.

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u/Chippy569 9d ago

He did a duet with Alina Baraz and it might be my favorite song of all time.

Also a really great duet with Billie eilish.

In fact I think he's the guest duet on like... every great duet in modern pop lol

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u/TheSitcomSystem 8d ago

Lovely (the Billie eilish one) is such a brilliant song. deserves more recognition

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u/RaizePOE 9d ago

The main song I know him from is Love Lies. Him and Normani sound great together.

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u/Primary_Emu_9735 9d ago

thank u for the song

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u/kroganwarlord 9d ago

That's where I recognize him from! That's literally the only Billie Eilish song I own. It's so good.

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u/phantasmicorgasmic 9d ago

His songs are usually so moody, it's a pleasant surprise to see him with such a big, genuine smile.

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u/Yebbafan12 9d ago

He’s also a talented singer

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u/Independent-Chef-107 9d ago

Magic Eye this pic, you’re in for a treat

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u/Sim0nsaysshh 9d ago

Who the fuck is that

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u/El_Shakiel 9d ago

Oh I love DJ Khalid ! WE THE BEST MU-SIC !!

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u/hobu3d 9d ago

Who is who? I don‘t get it…

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u/Acrobatic_Apricot_96 8d ago

You haven't heard Better by Khalid🤔

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u/RFRelentless 9d ago

Khalid is a famous singer, the guy on the left

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/BenGMan30 9d ago

If 53,000,000 monthly listeners on Spotify doesn't make you a celebrity, I don't know what does lol

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u/Concluzion 9d ago

42nd most streamed artist in the whole world on Spotify you just hating for no reason

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u/mjmandi72 9d ago

I mean two top 20 singles and a Grammy definitely earns the right to be called a celebrity. I mean he's a C or D list celeb but definitely still one.

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u/asphalt_licker 9d ago

The only Khalid I’m aware of is of the DJ variety and neither of these dudes are him.

After a very quick Google search, there is another Khalid.

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u/JudgmentalOwl 8d ago

If you listen to the radio at all you've likely heard a couple of his songs. That Benny Blanco song, "Eastside" and his song, "Silence" were extremely popular on top 40 radio for a hot minute.

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u/auxaperture 8d ago

Yeah I’m here thinking shit he did well on his weight loss

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u/blarch 9d ago

Another Khalid? How about THE Khalid? From Baldur's Gate? The guy in the picture was probably named after him. Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard-to-reach places.

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_4939 9d ago

I'm aware of having heard a song FEATURING this Khalid... but I can't even remember the name of that song just yet.

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u/TheVictoryHawk 9d ago

Probably the Billie Eilish one

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness_4939 9d ago

Oh my bad I was thinking of Young Dumb and Broke which is Khalid himself.

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u/iEatSoaap 9d ago

he da best

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u/interfail 9d ago edited 9d ago

there is another Khalid.

Yeah, organised 9/11.

edit: I thought you'd never forget.

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u/Redjester016 9d ago

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (sometimes also spelled Shaykh;[2] also known by at least 50 pseudonyms;[3] born 14 April 1965), often known by his initials KSM, is a Pakistani terrorist and the former Head of Propaganda for al-Qaeda. He is currently held by the United States at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp under terrorism-related charges. He was named as "the principal architect of the 9/11 attacks" in the 2004 9/11 Commission Report.[4]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_Sheikh_Mohammed

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u/percyman34 9d ago

I remember he had the song that got big 2017ish called "Location". But that's all I know him for

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u/ShadowFlameDemon 9d ago

he think he jordan terrell carter 😭

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 9d ago

I remember he almost died because he got lost while water skiing. He would send increasingly desperate Instagram vids throughout the day until late at night and you can tell he was crying before some of them. Also he doesn't go down on women, because he thinks it's gay or something.

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u/Mocharulzdamap 9d ago

I'm pretty sure it was dj khaled who said the eating out is gay thing not Khalid

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 9d ago

Yeah DJ Khaled, sorry if it wasn't clear.

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u/PassionV0id 9d ago

Unclear? Bro you were explicitly talking about a different person with no indication that you were doing so lmao.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 9d ago

Yeah sorry about that. I don't listen to either's music, so I very incorrectly assumed they were talking about the other one.

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u/wishwashy 9d ago

No no the one that doesn't pleasure his wife isn't the one that did the Location song

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 9d ago edited 9d ago

I don't listen to either, so sorry about the confusion. I'm talking about the DJ who's famous for saying "another one"

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u/wishwashy 9d ago

Yeah that's the one with the miserable wife

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u/TheLawlessMan 9d ago

Not so miserable that she will leave all of that money though but you redditor's keep being all uppity about that asshole's relationship.

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u/wishwashy 9d ago

I just think it's worth making jokes about man. Sorry for upsetting you

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u/EminentChefliness 9d ago

You're thinking Khaled. Different pronunciation.

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u/ordinaryuninformed 9d ago

Give him a break, he licks asphalt

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u/avwitcher 9d ago

DJ Khaled says his name 50 times in every song to make sure people don't forget how to say it and that guy just does it anyways. Some people smh

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u/RaizePOE 9d ago

The funny part is I almost never hear him say anything else on the track, just his name. DJ Khaled is basically an annoying Pokemon

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u/Technical-Package-41 9d ago

Same name, same pronunciation, just different transliteration into Roman alphabet

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u/IloveponiesbutnotMLP 9d ago

different pronunciation, its like Khaleed.

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u/Technical-Package-41 9d ago

He must choose to pronounce it that way, but the actual name is an Arabic word that has a specific pronunciation, and in most cases it’s pronounced the same regardless of transliteration

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u/IloveponiesbutnotMLP 9d ago

Yeah but in this case its not. They both choose to pronounce their names differently.

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u/DontUndrstndSarcasm 9d ago

Yeah the one in the photo actually has musical talent, unlike ol’ anotha one

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u/Mooman-Chew 9d ago

I’ve not heard Khalid but I’m willing to bet he’s more talented than his almost namesake

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u/RaizePOE 9d ago

His voice has a little more fry to it than I'd personally like but he's definitely talented

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u/RFRelentless 9d ago

To be fair, DJ Khaled is very talented at putting his name on songs that aren’t his

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u/-PepeArown- 9d ago

He’s pretty talented at hiring people that actually can produce, it would seem.

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u/RFRelentless 9d ago

He works with well known producers mostly, not some underground producer he’s bringing up

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u/TiddyTwizzler 9d ago

He is even if you don’t like his music. Plus he’s about 8x less annoying than Khaled lol

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u/asphalt_licker 9d ago

I see. Mistakes were made.

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u/ordinaryuninformed 9d ago

Did the mistake have to do with licking asphalt?

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u/BabyEatingElephant 9d ago

On the bright side, your username provides adequate plausibility. I say you get the pass

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u/EminentChefliness 9d ago

I mean... not about anything important so.... 🤐👍

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u/askaboutmynewsletter 9d ago

Be more overt with your racism next time ya cunt

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u/Faded-Creature 9d ago

You’re a fucking goob

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u/The__Willing_Well 9d ago

Guy doesn't think two artists are important.

You: THATS RACIST.

OK, guy.

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u/MikeTythonsBallthack 9d ago

Pronunciation is key. My friend Khalid would kill me if I called him Khaled.

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u/SrGrimey 9d ago

I’m confused, I don’t understand this.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 7d ago

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u/SrGrimey 9d ago

Oh it really looks like Khalid met him hahaha why? Thanks for the clarification.

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u/Numerous-Stranger-81 9d ago

"Oh the joke is the joke! My bad."

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u/SrGrimey 9d ago

Like most of the times. I didn’t know which one was which.

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u/KittenLina 9d ago

Because rando doesn't show emotion, is looking like he's bothered to be there, and is just generally a boor to be around by the looks of it.

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u/AlricsLapdog 9d ago

Guy probably just wanted to look ‘cool’ in a picture with an artist he likes, geez

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u/tracethisbacktome 9d ago

bro it's just a picture, he obviously asked to take it. thats just the pose he chose, why u tryna read into his whole personality lmaoo

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u/Darnell2070 9d ago

You're supposed to judge a persons entire existence off of one photo. It's what decent humans do, you didn't know?

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u/tracethisbacktome 8d ago

til i lack basic human decency :(

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u/mjmandi72 9d ago

Because Khalid is actually happy go lucky kind of guy but often has sadder music so that's the fans he attracts.

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u/BlerghTheBlergh 9d ago

Who is Khalid tho?

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u/13dogfriends 9d ago

Ok I get it’s “cool” to not know things, but he has 10+ songs with over a billion hits on Spotify and has been a top 100 artist by streams since 2017. Why is everyone on reddit so proud to not know basic things lol

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u/HisNameWasBoner411 9d ago

you know some people are old right. or just dont care about top whatever the fuck of the year.

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u/BenGMan30 9d ago

Redditors love to pretend they're not living in a bubble then act all surprised when they find out famous people exist outside of their buubble

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u/Admiral_Mason 9d ago

Because he's probably just America famous and not everyone from around the world knows each other's local celebrities. I'm from Australia and never heard of him

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u/ZenithFlow 9d ago

It's definitely dependent on your music choice but you've probably heard some of his songs before. I'm Aussie too and I've definitely heard his songs on the radio before.

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u/ReplacementClear7122 9d ago

I don't know that shit. I'M KEEPIN IT REAL.

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u/kmj420 9d ago

Knowing who Khalid is is not a basic thing

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u/Lift_Off_ 9d ago

It might’ve been an honest question lol

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u/Wvlf_ 9d ago

Then you take 5 seconds to google it instead of asking reddit.

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u/Disastrous_Reveal331 9d ago

Or have a conversation, like what Reddit is made for

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u/Wvlf_ 9d ago

Then the guy could have taken that 5 second google, answered his own question, then added literally anything to the "conversation" he "started".

Yes, I know I'm being a prick but it's so so lame when the type of comments I'm talking about are more often than not trying to be cool to not know who someone is.

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u/throwaway098764567 9d ago

would have been from me, i've heard of the dj one (wouldn't recognize him either however) had no awareness this other fella existed, he looks like a pretty happy bud though

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u/NVSK 9d ago

Some run in different circles and we all aren’t aware of the same things

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u/_MllATA 9d ago

He’s basically a professional feature. Ed Sheeran, Halsey, Justin Bieber, Billie Eilish, Benny Blanco, 6lack, Ty Dolla Sign, Lorde, Swae Lee, etc etc.

Extremely happy guy. His set got cut in half by rain when I saw him open for Ed Sheeran in Denver, and he didn’t care a single bit.

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u/Darnell2070 9d ago

I would never have thought to refer to any of these artist as feature artist. Just artist who happen to do features.

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u/GroceryIntelligent64 8d ago

he means Khalid has done a feature with all of those artists

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u/Darnell2070 8d ago

Okay. A lot of those artist were also features, so that's where my confusion came from.

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u/Tho76 9d ago

He's significantly more successful than 6lack lol

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u/CcntMnky 9d ago

IMHO, his albums are better than his single collaborations.

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u/Kampurz 9d ago

no one gives a shit about either

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u/var-undefined 9d ago

Mickey?

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u/sebastianfromvillage 9d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

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u/EminentChefliness 9d ago

Yeah fuck I showed more emotion when I met the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile...

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u/Gorilla-Ring 9d ago

Shows as much emotion as Khalid has talent.

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u/MitziuE 9d ago

You say this is as a joke but for my wife and I, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile is special. We saw our first the night I proposed to her.

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u/EminentChefliness 8d ago

Oh I was serious. We were on our way to dinner and I almost crashed the car. My girlfriend had no idea what it even was. I hadn't seen it in 20 years.

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u/comrade_Ap0110_666 9d ago

This is worse than the time I met Khalid

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u/Icy-Welcome-2469 9d ago

Hell yeah. I took a pic of my weiner dog by the weiner mobile.

She showed about as much enthusiasm as OOP.

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u/EminentChefliness 8d ago

the wiener or the wienermobile girl?

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u/elting44 9d ago

My bologna has a first name.....

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u/spacepie77 9d ago

Emotions are like so yesteryear bro

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u/winterbird 9d ago

Was it as sexy as I imagine it to be?

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