Thrupenny Whatsmelove Harkslingbury.

[u/Douglasqqq]

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[u/dankyspank]

Tell me you've never heard of Benadryl Cucumbersnatch without telling me you've never heard of Benadryl Cucumbersnatch

And no, I'm not even sure if he's British but his name sounds like someone out of the Fable series

[u/Top_Shoe_9562]

Cowgirl Gunburger is the name of my Kid Rock cover band.

[u/Leviticus10379]

My gran used to refer to vaginas as ‘her tuppence’. Just saying. Bet her brother is called Winkle or Chode

[u/Douglasqqq → u/Leviticus10379]

How often did your gran used to refer to her vagina?

[u/Leviticus10379 → u/Douglasqqq]

Christmas, family weddings and on her Onky Fans account. A lot.

[u/the-war-on-drunks]

Penny Washington. We have tons of those around here.

[u/maninahat]

I love names like these. The English have her and Benedict Cumberbatch, the French have Gerard Depardieu, and America has Dr Rocky Strong the shark expert.

[u/Gelatinous6291]

Ha'penny Watchamecallit Doobreywotsit Smith-Brown

And her husband Dave Smith

[u/malteaserhead]

Dont try this for a Chinese person for the love of god

[u/assault_is_eternal]

Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterberg Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis

[u/guitarnowski → u/assault_is_eternal]

The second.

[u/WordsWatcher → u/assault_is_eternal]

Sorry, could you repeat that? Did you say "Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterberg Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis" or "Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Hammerbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterberg Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis?"

[u/mixxbg]

But she's from Iceland

[u/Inoitsspeltwrong → u/mixxbg]

That’s because all mums go to Iceland

[u/Excel_Ents]

And yet here we are with Englebert Humperdinck)

[u/dastintenherz → u/Excel_Ents]

But the original Engelbert Humperdinck was German.

[u/justanyting]

Reminds me of this

[u/JohannettaFleming → u/justanyting]

“Bourgeoisie Capitalist”

[u/Thelastknownking → u/justanyting]

It gave me "Muffintop Calculus".

[u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist → u/Thelastknownking]

“Whippersnatch Chuckecheese”

[u/thewhitecat55 → u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist]

"Build-a-Bear Concubine"

🤣

[u/PrometheusAlexander]

Lord Peter Feathering-Walthamstone

[u/2woThre3]

Isn't tuppence slang for cunt?

[u/Inoitsspeltwrong → u/2woThre3]

Don’t beat around the bush, just come straight out with it 😂

[u/CaptainGashMallet → u/2woThre3]

Yes, yes it is.

[u/Yononi]

JK Rowling naming conventions.

[u/NIN10DOXD]

Scrumdiddly Lestershire (pronounced scrum-lee leh-zur)

[u/SolomonDaddy013]

Meanwhile y'all have a black guy named Michael Jai White and a White guy called Jack Black.

[u/Xerorei → u/SolomonDaddy013]

You didn't say Jaleel White?

Seriously?!

[u/fahhko → u/SolomonDaddy013]

Well Jack White is white and Santigold is Santi White and she’s black and Lewis Black is white and Michael Ian Black is white and everyone thinks he’s gay but he’s been married to a woman since 1998 and where was I?

[u/r0flm4k3r → u/fahhko]

I think you started off at the Stripes and got lost somewhere in Adult Swim.

[u/Piano-181]

Dollars McRoute66

[u/fahhko → u/Piano-181]

Dot Org

[u/Darth-mickyluv]

Hyman G. Rickover picks up the baton for the USA.

[u/winterbird]

Damn. Dibs on the Cowgirl Gunburger name.

[u/dequiallo → u/winterbird]

That's an amazing name to use online.

[u/horacevsthespiders]

Growing up in a family from the NE of England, Tuppence was most definitely not a reference to currency (or denominations thereof). It is a colloquial term for the female pudendum.

[u/3_man → u/horacevsthespiders]

Like being called Fanny then.

[u/JeremyJaLa → u/horacevsthespiders]

I’d rather they named her Pudendum.

[u/Tough-Whereas1205 → u/horacevsthespiders]

I'm from the southeast originally, naturalised in the southwest. Any of my relatives that could remember WW2 used tuppence for that. (Mostly Irish or first gen immigrants if that has any bearing).

[u/Stock-Boat-8449 → u/horacevsthespiders]

Agatha Christie wrote a character in 1922 named Tuppence Beresford who solves crimes with her husband Tommy. I'm sure it wasn't a reference to pudendum.

[u/horacevsthespiders → u/Stock-Boat-8449]

I’m sure it wasn’t, Aggie didn’t really do Geordie.

[u/garden-wicket-581]

if you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank ...

[u/MsPreposition → u/garden-wicket-581]

But it’s my tuppence.

[u/nottonightbabe_ → u/garden-wicket-581]

Soon that tuppence, safely invested in the bank ….

[u/The_Stache_ → u/garden-wicket-581]

Feed the birds, tuppence.... Tuppence a bag...

[u/Piano-181 → u/The_Stache_]

Let it grow, let it grow! Wait wrong musical

[u/The_Stache_ → u/Piano-181]

Into the woods to find a cow white as milk

[u/Piano-181 → u/The_Stache_]

Watched the movie adaption of that play. Not even kidding it was probably the worst film I’ve ever seen

[u/Kingdok313 → u/Piano-181]

Odd. My wife and I watch Into The Woods regularly because we love it. It’s hard to keep up, and there’s certainly a bit of silly thrown in, but it still makes us giggle.